10x Heroes

this newsletter runs on rattlesnakes, radioactive uranium, and whiskey

*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•by your best friend erin griffith•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•

Hey buddies, would anyone object if I changed the name of this newsletter to Erin Griffith’s Tribute to the 10x Engineers and 10x Venture Capitalists™? Those toxic sociopaths are the true Heroes of Business✨.

(If you have no idea what I’m talking about, congrats, you live in the real world and have not, like me, had your brain irreversibly warped by VC twitter hell site poisoning. Just for you, I will not embed a bunch of 10x joke tweets. (But Cassidy Williams’ 10x tweet’ is the best.))

Instead, enjoy this unicorn slime surprise ‘will she spit or poop’ horror toy!

Important Business Matters

Startup everyone’s into: Ones named Bolt, two of which announced the same amount of funding on the same day. Awk-warrrrrd…

Startup everyone’s over: I have no idea why you would need your hair straightener to be “smart” but surprise! the Glamoriser can easily be hacked.

Reason to go on living: Turns out this exotic-looking bird found in the UK was just a seagull covered in curry.

Reason to take up residence under your weighted blanket: The Mississippi gubernatorial candidate’s absurd justification for discriminating against a female reporter.

Latest crush: Julie K. Brown, the investigative reporter who exposed Jeffrey Epstein. And Snoop Dogg, of “we don’t love them hoes” notoriety, is now an equal pay warrior for the USWNT.

Latest heartbreak: Some Business Hero™ bought a physical bitcoin for $100,000.

Latest thing the kids are into: Tiktok stars are the new YouTubers.

Latest thing the millennials are into: Living in “the horrible place between the apps.”

Latest thing the olds are into: Ticker tape purists. Trying to make golf cool (lol).

Latest thing the Hollywood elite are into: Hanging around Netflix’s wild lobby.

Latest thing the criminal masterminds are into: Stealing a car and riding off with a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and a bottle of whiskey.

lol nothing matters

Buddies: Fellow Business Heroes™, how do you spot 10x engineers?

Juuuust kidding there’s only one right answer and it is:

current status expressed by stock photography:

"will she spit or poop!?!"

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