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Buddies! The WeWork takes have NOT STOPPED but I will spare you from those including “WeWork is a symptom of a disease that may not have a cure,” or the robe + speedo ensembles and even this cool take about how profits are actually bad (fun fact!).
Here are some related stories I worked on:
📈 Wall Street Deflates America’s Favorite Start-Ups 📈
📉 SoftBank Bet Big on Disruptive Companies. Many Have Not Paid Off. 📉
Important Business Matters
Startup everyone’s into: Bodega is BACK, and after a certain co-working chain’s disastrous month, it is no longer “America’s most hated startup.” Also, there’s another pizza robot startup.
Startup everyone’s over: There’s a mess at Wag.
Reason to go on living: Bathfluencers. (See previous important canon bathfluencer content here.)
Reason to take up residence under your weighted blanket: Kale trolls are stirring up leafy green wars.
Latest crush: Patti Smith and Debbie Harry.
Latest heartbreak: The labradoodle creator has some regrets.
Latest thing the kids are into: Mourning the end of VC-backed subsidies.
Latest thing the olds are into: Growing out of Forever 21. Pro Wrestling with more “artistic freedom.”
Latest thing the $4.1 billion crypto scams are into: Settling with the SEC.
Latest thing the startup founders are into: OMFG dopamine fasts.
lol nothing matters
Fellow Business Heroes™, it’s time to ask ourselves, what if Twitter was only tweets about Succession?
current status, expressed by stock photography:
“100% not a metaphor!!!”
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