scootizens,

america’s most hated startup is back

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Buddies! The WeWork takes have NOT STOPPED but I will spare you from those including “WeWork is a symptom of a disease that may not have a cure,” or the robe + speedo ensembles and even this cool take about how profits are actually bad (fun fact!).

Here are some related stories I worked on:

📈 Wall Street Deflates America’s Favorite Start-Ups 📈

📉 SoftBank Bet Big on Disruptive Companies. Many Have Not Paid Off. 📉

Important Business Matters

Startup everyone’s into: Bodega is BACK, and after a certain co-working chain’s disastrous month, it is no longer “America’s most hated startup.” Also, there’s another pizza robot startup.

Startup everyone’s over: There’s a mess at Wag.

Reason to go on living: Bathfluencers. (See previous important canon bathfluencer content here.)

Reason to take up residence under your weighted blanket: Kale trolls are stirring up leafy green wars.

Latest crush: Patti Smith and Debbie Harry.

Latest heartbreak: The labradoodle creator has some regrets.

Latest thing the kids are into: Mourning the end of VC-backed subsidies.

Latest thing the olds are into: Growing out of Forever 21. Pro Wrestling with more “artistic freedom.”

Latest thing the $4.1 billion crypto scams are into: Settling with the SEC.

Latest thing the startup founders are into: OMFG dopamine fasts.

lol nothing matters

Fellow Business Heroes™, it’s time to ask ourselves, what if Twitter was only tweets about Succession?

current status, expressed by stock photography:

“100% not a metaphor!!!”

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