(Suggested listening for this edition of EGTttHoB™: A symphony of “Senator”s. )
*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•by your best friend erin griffith•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•
Hello from illuminati summer camp! According to the TED conference organizers, “The Age of Amazement” (the conference’s theme) means turmeric lattes, level 5 autonomy, organic kale vapor, and tubes that measure the levels of fear in the air.
Overheard at TED:
You know what the solution to fake news is right? <doesn’t wait for answer> Blockchain.
Some dispatches of Amazement:
👻 An author and historian appeared in hologram form and blamed Silicon Valley for creating tools for fascists, among other things. 👻
🚀 SpaceX’s President is thinking even bigger than Elon Musk. 🚀
Important Business Matters
Startup everyone’s into: Boundless Mind, the startup battling smartphone addiction.
Startup everyone’s over: StitchFix, the startup creating office twinsies.
Reason to kill yourself now: We never needed the second, third, fourth, fifth or sixth seasons of Jersey Shore, nor did we need Snooki & JWoww, The Pauly D Project, or Floribama Shore. Fame ruined the very particular magic of that first season:
Snooki will never again do another back handspring at the club out of natural exuberance—she will be doing it because she knows the viewing audience wants her to.
And yet we’re getting a revival, a whopping six years after the finale.
Reason to go on living: Remember the fact that in Japan, Jersey Shore was called Macaroni Rascals. 💛💛💛MACARONI RASCALS!! 💛💛💛
Latest crush: Renzo Piano.
Latest thing the kids are into: “Senator, we run ads.”
Latest thing the olds are into: Putting a “Facebook address” on their business cards.
lol nothing matters
How are Facebook’s 2.2 billion users and 5 million advertisers reacting to the company’s ongoing privacy scandal?
current status, expressed by stock photography:
“the age of amazement”